Midnight
Coder -- by b corbin
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| | Stacey writes, "Dear | |
| My
email address has only | Midnight
Coder, How is | |
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available for a few | your butt
attached to the |
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hours, and already I have | chair? Was
it a mishap | "Or did you have an un- |
| questions to answer! | involving a hammer and a |
fortunate accident with |
| How exciting! |
couple of nails?" | a bottle of Krazy Glue?" |
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| Well,
Stacey, I'm afraid | It seems that the mole- | Fortunately, the chair is |
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answer is even more | cules of my tush have |
on wheels. That way, I |
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frightening than any of | fused with those of the |
can scoot over to the |
| those
options. You see, |
chair's cheap fabric. I | bathroom after all the |
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haven't left this chair | couldn't leave this chair | Red Bulls I drink
during |
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about two years now. | if you peeled me
off with | those long coding binges! |
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spatula. |_____ / |
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