Midnight Coder  --  by b corbin

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|                           |   Stacey writes, "Dear    |                           |

| My email address has only |  Midnight Coder, How is   |                           |

| been available for a few  | your butt attached to the |                           |

| hours, and already I have | chair?  Was it a mishap   |  "Or did you have an un-  |

|    questions to answer!   | involving a hammer and a  |  fortunate accident with  |

|         How exciting!     |     couple of nails?"     |  a bottle of Krazy Glue?" |

|_____            /         |_____            /         |_____            /         |

|--   |       __ /          |--   |       __ /          |--   |       __ /          |

|--   |      /OO\           |--   |      /o \           |--   |      /o \           |

|--   |      \__/           |--   |      \__/           |--   |      \__/           |

|____/`      /  \           |____/`   ___/_ \           |____/`   ___/_ \           |

|   \  ____ |_/\_|          |   \  __/_ |    |          |   \  __/_ |    |          |

|~~~~~~~~~~||    |@         |~~~~~~~~~~||    |@         |~~~~~~~~~~||    |@         |

|          ||    |@         |          ||    |@         |          ||    |@         |

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| Well, Stacey, I'm afraid  |  It seems that the mole-  | Fortunately, the chair is |

| the answer is even more   |   cules of my tush have   |  on wheels.  That way, I  |

| frightening than any of   |  fused with those of the  |   can scoot over to the   |

| those options.  You see,  |  chair's cheap fabric. I  |  bathroom after all the   |

| I haven't left this chair | couldn't leave this chair | Red Bulls I drink during  |

| for about two years now.  | if you peeled me off with | those long coding binges! |

|_____            /         |_____          a spatula.  |_____            /         |

|--   |       __ /          |--   |       __ /          |--   |       __ /          |

|--   |      /oo\           |--   |      /,,\           |--   |      /@@\           |

|--   |      \__/           |--   |      \__/           |--   |      \__/           |

|____/`      /  \           |____/`      /  \           |____/`      /  \           |

|   \  ____ |\  /|          |   \  ____ |\  /|          |   \  ____ |_()_|          |

|~~~~~~~~~~|| \/ |@         |~~~~~~~~~~|| \/ |@         |~~~~~~~~~~||    |@         |

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