Midnight Coder  --  by b corbin

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|                           |                           | I can find 20 gigabytes   |

|                           |                           |  of porn in 30 seconds.   |

|                           |                           |    /                      |

|            I can program  | I can beat    I can beat  |   /       I can actually  |

|  I know   in 13 different |  Big Blue       you in    |  /           enjoy it.    |

| calculus.    languages.   |  in chess.     cribbage.  | /  You win.      /        |

|_____ /          /         |_____ /          /         |_____ /          /         |

|--   |       __ /          |--   |       __ /          |--   |       __ /          |

|--   |      /o \           |--   |      /o \           |--   |      /o \           |

|--   |      \__/           |--   |      \__/           |--   |  _   U__/           |

|____/`   ___/_ \           |____/`   ___/_ \           |____/`   \__/_ \           |

|   \  __/_ |    |          |   \  __/_ |    |          |   \  ____ |    |          |

|~~~~~~~~~~||    |@         |~~~~~~~~~~||    |@         |~~~~~~~~~~||    |@         |

|          ||    |@         |          ||    |@         |          ||    |@         |

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The Midnight Coder and his computer, Hal, argue over who is superior.