Midnight Coder  --  by b corbin

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| So, your name is actually | You see, my forefathers   |

| Midnight Coder?  You've   | came off the boat as the  |

| got to explain this one.  | Coderowskiwitz family.    |

|                  \        | At Ellis Isle, this was   |

| And I shall!      \       | shortened to “Coder”.     |

|       /            \      | Now, fast-forward to the  |

|   __ /               @@@  |   __   late 70’s.  My     |

|  / O\               /o @@ |  /oo\  parents were die-  |

|  \__u               \__@@ |  \__/  hard hippies.      |

|  /  \      ` `      /  @@ |  /  \                     |

| |  \_|__   | |   __(_/  | | |_()_|   /\/\/\/\/\/\/\   |

|@|    |~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |   |#| |    |   \/\/\/\/\/\/\/   |

|@|    | |         |  |   |#| |    |                    |

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| After several bongs and a | It’s not so bad.  I have  |

| shroom or five, they      | twin sisters named Dawn   |

| decided to name me        | and Eve.                  |

| Midnight.                 |  |                        |

|  |                        |  |      I sense a theme.  |

|  |     I’m so, so sorry.  |  |                \       |

|  |                \       | You’re not the     \      |

|   __                 @@@  |   __   first.        @@@  |

|  / O\               /o @@ |  / o\               /. @@ |

|  \__u               \__@@ |  \__/               \__@@ |

|  /  \      ` `      /  @@ |  /  \      ` `      /  @@ |

| |  \_|__   | |   __(_/  | | |  \_|__   | |   __(_/  | |

|@|    |~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |   |#|@|    |~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |   |#|

|@|    | |         |  |   |#|@|    | |         |  |   |#|

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